HAZARDOUS MEDIA......WINTER, 1997 ................ janitors@hazardous.com
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE LIFE AND MIND OF THIS CYBERDELIC JANITOR? LET'S FIND OUT.......
Webstar
launched out of his mom's womb into this glorious world at 2:30 in the
afternoon. His dad later told him 2:30 is the same time the china man goes
to the dentist. Webstar wasn't born in a hospital. No way. The deal went
down right in the Babbs family farmhouse. There was no midwife. His dad
was the doctor and his brother and sisters were the nurses. The weather?
Not only was the rain pouring down on this afternoon in Oregon, the floodgates
were wide open when little Webstar (aka O.B. Babbs) came into the world.
Nevertheless, right then and there, he had a vision. Hell he probably had
several (his parents did a lot of LSD in the 60's). His vision had something
to do with communicating with the entire world at the same time. Wow! Little
did Webstar know, the Internet would come along and give him and his co-conspirators
the perfect medium to tweak the entire world! Yes! Yes!
On
the way to where he is now, Webstar had to......you know, grow up a little.
(6'-4") And, Like the crazed fool that he was, Webstar stayed in his
home state and swam through endless rainstorms until he graduated in Journalism
from the University of Oregon in Eugene. Then, as if a thunderbolt suddenly
jarred loose his brain-...........Webstar moved to Los Angeles! He felt
the addiction of entertainment. You see, he had to go right to the source
of this crazy business and find a niche for himself. And boy oh boy, did
he find it!
Hazardous Media was born in 1996! So here comes Webstar, along with the rest of the Hazardous team pumping up the megabytes of information for the entire world to feast their eyes upon! Webstar, at this moment, is somewhere on a computer terminal churning out megabytes of information like butter so they can be spread all over the universe!
When
Webstar moved to L.A., his brother, Simon (aka- cyberjanitor,
S.X.) sold him a beautiful blue 1963 Dodge Dart GT convertible. This
is the instrument and means by which Webstar and Co. get from point A to
point B. One fantastic method of transportation between two letters in
the alphabet, indeed!
Daily, with the Dodge-D convert packed, Webstar drives off into the sunset with all kinds of folks! You know, folks. Like you and me. Good 'ol folks, from all corners of the globe, cruisin' along..... Soon, Hazardous Media will be introducing new cyber janitors. Like a contagious disease, everyone's jumping aboard, ready to leave on this crazy cyberdelic trip! Charging into the night, our janitors head off into the wild Western dusk.....Only to return with more wild tales of experience and splendor!

So, saddle up and get ready for a ride, because there's no telling where
Hazardous Media will go.......or the damage it'll cause in the big wide
world of multi-media entertainment! So, brothers and sisters in arms.....UNITE!!!
Of course, we are constantly working on other entertainment mediums and jobs that can later be shared on Hazardous Media.......Comments? E-mail me!