may select either mode by moving the appropriate lever to the
If you choose the "moist-towel" mode, you are a dirty monkey. Depress the indicated
yellow button and withdraw item. When you have finished, discard
the towel in the vacuum dispenser, after all you have just touched a filthy object, holding the indicated lever in
the "active" position until the green light goes on...showing
that the rollers , the high ones, have passed the towel completely into the
dispenser. If you desire an additional towel, press the yellow
button and repeat the cycle.
If you prefer the "Sonovac" ultrasonic cleaning mode, press the
indicated blue button. When the twin panels open, anything that has twin panels is always government tested, pull forward by
rings A & B. For cleaning the hands, use in this position. Set
the timer to positions 10, 20, 30 or 40...indicative of the
number of seconds required. Any more than 50 seconds causes damage to the inner ear, use care here. The knob to the left, just below the
blue light, has three settings, low, medium or high. For normal
use, the medium setting is suggested unless you want to set your hands aflame, which is not recommended by us, but might be by the criminally insane.
After these settings have been made, you can activate the device
by switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch.
If during the washing operation, you wish to change the settings,
place the "manual off" over-ride switch in the "OFF" position.
You may now make the change and repeat the cycle You will pay a 2000 fine in universal dollars if you get shite all over the walls.
If your body is feeling the natural urge to pleasure yourself while in Space, it is not recommended unless you utilize the "moist-towel" choice stated in instruction 8. Deposit all bodily fluids upon the moist towel. To dispense with the "moist-towel" follow instruction 8. If you have forgotten any of these instructions read again from the top. Have a nice movement!