This is the story of two lowly cyber janitors who found themselves trapped in the basement of cyberspace where the digital revolution frolicks and cyber shenanigans abound...

Like in any revolution not broadcasted on The Tele, you can't survive without a code name...

And so we come as NETWIT and WEBSTAR


And you are tuned into HAZARDOUS MEDIA...

...daring internet adventures...


NEWS FROM OUR CYBER JANITORS WORLDWIDE


The newest Hazardous Cyber Janitors are a wacky troupe of silly jesters called HONKY. And they've just composed a SEXUAL OPERA for the 00s... Check Them Out definitely. Three thumbs up.

Our wacky Cyber Janitor SX is back at it again
coming to you live from Junction City... where the internet meets... with a Quicktime multimedia gallery. Check out the SX glass FOR SALE HERE.

The ultimate MERRY Cyber Hicks and Pranksters KESEY AND BABBS

Hazardous Media is proud to announce that we now have Cyber Janitors in the magical city of Praha (Prague), Czech Republic. They are musicians too, but wow... real musicians. Visit The Next Generation.

Our Praha cyber janitors were met on the World Cyber Tour. The journey always continues...

Hazardous Cyber Janitors are LIVE in Eastern Europe as you click...

CLICK HERE for the OFFICIAL STORY of Hazardous Media.



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